Funny Messages for Watsapp

Funny Messages for Watsapp

Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gaya

dukandar:Pathan G size batao?

Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! 

Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. .

Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.

Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.

Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha

Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? 

TecHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL Ni Ki. 

Sardar:to pHir mry mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA. 1 Miss call

aik larkay ki 9 behnen thy, 10 ve behan paida hui to aik dost ne poocha 

iska nam kya rakho gey… 

larkay ne jawab dia: Ben 10

1 admi bhagta hua bus mein charha aur zor se chillaya 

“khabardar” koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga…

Bashir kulfi waala khud ap ke pass ayega… aur apko kulfi khilaye ga

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks
.
Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?
.
Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakoray
hehehehe;-)

TAZA HAWA K LIAY MAIN THORI DAIR TERIS PAY KYA GYA BACHO

LOGO NY SHOR MACHA DIA K EID KA CHAND NAZAR A GYA HAI

O INSAN BANO HALY 22 ROZE PYE NE…….

ramazan rehematon ka mahina hai or wo mahina aagaya 

apna khayal rakhana q ki faishte 

shaitaon ko dhund dhund kr pakad rahe hai 

mujhe aap ki bahut fikr ho rahi hai

Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy….

In this world everybody makes mistakes,but only Girlfriend,Wife & Boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them & reminding them..😄

75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya
ZARORA-E-RISHTA
3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k
baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai” ha ha ha ha ha ha

SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA…..

WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.

hamari guftagoo mai khushboo Q na hogi faraz
ham ne aik umar guzaari hai zahoor raja jaani ka paan khaate hue.

Boy….
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy….
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho…………………………..k demagh hai b k nhe

fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hain
wah
wah
bacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho…………………………..k demagh hai b k nhe

zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gai
aik kmi wo bhe puri ho gai

pagal hen wo log jo kehty hen
k chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai

ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam

Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

teri khushi kbhi kam na ho

dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

jis ka wazan

80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO ‘AMEEEENN.)

:Happy chotti ammi day :
Hamesha sub log apni ammi ko wish karte hain ……kisi ne ye socha us hasti ka kya jo har waqt tumhare sath rehti hai har waqt tum se baatain karti hai ,tumhare dukh share karti hai

is dil main ansoun k male hain
tum bin buhat hum akelay hain
sub kuch chor kar tumhain mila kartay hain
dekho kitne hum vele hain

SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA…..

WARNA SARAA DHIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.

MATH TEACHER EK BALOCH SE >
AGAR TUMHARE 1 POCKET ME 1000 RS HON AUR 2ND POCKET ME 2000 RS HON TO TUM KIA SOCHO GY.?

BALOCH?

ARRY HUM NE KISI OR KA KAMEEZ TO NAHI PEN LIYA.

Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajae
jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae
mujhe intezar na karna pare
meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae
( Ameen )

Ek Pthan’ khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do”

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu”

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae”geo khawaja! Studio

Chand alfaaz aap ki poori zindagi tabah kar saktay hain.
Jaisay k,
“Qabool Hai!”
“Qabool Hai!”
“Qabool Hai!” 

Aik faqeer ny aik ghar k bahir sada lagai,

“Allah k naam pay kuch khila do. 2 din say bhuka hoon”.

Aik aurat ny usay roti di to faqeer wahein khara raha.

Aurat, Ab kia chaheay?

Faqeer, 2 haazmy ki goliaan bhi dy do.

Qarz Dosti ka

ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to

Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere

Doston ko

salamat rkhna

wrna Meri Shadi me

Dance kon kare ga;

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“Geo Mere dosto.

dhinka chika dhinka chika

Hy hy hy.

Aik naik admi jiske adat thee k wo raster mn milnay waly har shakhs ko Salam karta tha, Par Aik shkahs os k Salam ka Jawab dainy k bjaye ose galiyan daita Pher Bhe wo naik insan har roz Salam karta, Aik din kesi ne poocha k! Wo shakhs har roz apko bura bhala kehta hai tum Pher Bhe ose Salam Kyo kartay ho?? Os naik insan ne Jawab dia: Os ke beti se meri setting hai yar !!! Moral: har msg islami ni hota…! Ghor se parhany ka shukriya..!

Teacher jo studant maray sawal ka corract jawab dega usay esiy waqat chuty’

Aik student ne suddenly apnay bag classroom se bahar pahank daya’

Teacher ya kis ne bag bahar pahanka ha.

student. Ma ne sir,

Aur chuty ka nara laga ker bahir bahag gaya.

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.

(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona.

Mard zadaya sharif hain ya khawateen.

khawateen wo kaisa.

kyoun k mard zadaya sharif hain.

nawaz sharif shahbaz sharif hamza sharif umer sharif mian sharif’

jabka khawateen me only aik sharif ha

Babra sharif.

“A very Sad story

Ek Larka Jise sab Khawaja Khawaja

Khatey thay ek Larki Jiska name

Nayab tha…

Us se bhut piyar karta tha…..

Lekan shaid nayab use ni chati thi…

Wo us se bhut piyar karta tha

lekan kbi apne piyar ka Izhar

na kar saka…..

Yuhi waqat guzar gea,

aur ek din nayab ki shadi ka din a gea ….

Jb khawja use Dulhan ki Shakal me daikne kalea ja rha tha.ke achanak Accident ho gea..

Aur uski death ho gai..

Abi tak nayab ko Khawaja ka ni pta !

Ke wo Mar chuka ha….

Ap se reqst ha ke is sms Ko 4wd

kare ta ke Sms Nayab tak punch jaye….

Aur use khawaja Ki death ka pta chal jaye..thnx

By: anjam Khaja’s czn.

Larki:

Tum mere sapno main khawabon main jazbaton main rehty ho…

Pathan:

Baji tumko kisi ne bewakuf banaya hai hum to Pishawar main rehta hai…!

WIFE;Me ne suna ha k janat me maerdon ko hooran melay gi

Auroton ko kiya mila gay?

HUSBAND. Kuch bhi nahi ya offer sirf MAZLOOMON k liye ha.

S M S KERNAY KA FAIDAY

1.Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.

2Typing ki raftar taiaz hoty ha.

3.koy kanjoos nahi kah sakta.

4. Mairy ho to HUMARIWEBme bhi a jata ha.

Faraz Apni Wife Se;

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se”

Wah Wah

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se

Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se

Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi.

Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se ‘SURF’ lene chala geya.

Jab dukaan mein enter hua to ‘Badal’ bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne ‘BAADAL’ se kaha.

‘KIDAR’. .??

Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.

Pilot 2 Control Tower

This is J-327

I am 300 Miles from Pakistan

6000 Feet above water

with No fuel

Awaiting Instructions

“Over”

Control Tower:

Kalma perh ley soniya ethey light jan da time ho gea aye!

“Over”.

A girl to D0CT0R on phone:

mery bhai ko current laga Hay

me kya krun?

Doctor

pehlay ap do nafal shukrany k ada karain

k

ap ki taraf light hy

Friend Sardarjee ap ki bewi ko jin chamar jay to ap kiyqa karan ga.

Sardar jee.

Me ki karna ha jin de ghalti ha ap hi bughtay ga,

Son to father.

papa kiya hum jahaz k zaria Allah k pass ja saktay hain.

Father, ager ap ki mama car drive krain to hum car k zaray bhi ja saktay hain,

Biwi Shohar Se
“Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !”

Shohar:
“Mene Tumhei’n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio’n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi

kisi buzarg se kisi ne popcha.
AP HUMASHA NEECHA KiUN BATHTAY HAIN
Buzarg ne jawab deya,
neechay bathnay wala kabhi girta nahi.

A man enterd in a shoes showroom and cried.
Bary garauntey datay ho 2 din nahi nikalay.
saleman kaya huiha sir.
man reply
CHUKI GyE A.

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehale hi pareshaan hoon k woh bhi Yehi pochaygi.

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur shaam tak mere ghar ka saara kam karr do

sardar jee ap kitnay behan bhai ho.
sardar jee. 8
ap ka numbar konsa ha.
Zong ka.

rich son to father:
Dad garmi lag rahi ha.
dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.
middle man son to father.
abu garmi lag rahi ha.
abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a…

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main bhi hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

  

Waiter:
Ur bill sir.

Boy:
Take my card

Waiter:
But sir this is student card

Boy:
Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy

”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Huppy Choty Mother day.
Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha
aur kehty ha
RAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.
us choty maa ko salam

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay…
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay…
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay…
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay…

What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

Zinda Hea Meri Lash Teri Chahat Ki Qabr Me
Bs Aur Tu Sb Thek Ha Pr Bejli Nhi Aati

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
“What Was That?”

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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.
.
Fast Food :p

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,

Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!

Uska khun garam hoga.

Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

aap kitnay achay hain
aap kitnay piyaray hain
app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain

aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
aur ek ham hain

jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain

Faraz Apni Wife Se;
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se”

Wah Wah

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se

Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se